Episode 2.2: Revelations

This episode begins with Sheridan waiting at the docks for someone to arrive, and I thought “Is this another character with an important ex-girfriend, because I will flip this table right now,” but then a woman gets off the ship and runs up to him and says “Hey, big brother!” because that is a normal way for humans to talk to each other. And as clunky as that dialogue is I can’t be mad, because they let me know as early as possible that she was not an ex-girlfriend, so: thanks, Babylon 5. You’ve always got my back.

This feels like the episode we might have gotten last time if they hadn’t been forced to shoehorn a brand new Captain into their storyline. Every single plotline left dangling at the end of Season 1 is advanced, and it’s all interesting and awesome, and G’Kar elevates this show every time he steps onto the screen. It turns out his mysterious quest he went off to accomplish was religiously motivated: he knew there was a dangerous new faction out hiding in the galaxy somewhere, and his scriptures of G’Quan prophesy about just such a thing, so he flew out to the galaxy’s official Most Evil-Sounding Planet, Z’ha’dum, and found some creepy ships flying around. He barely escaped with his life, and came back to B5, and—this is the kicker—immediately tried to warn the other ambassadors. They spent an entire frigging season showing us a G’Kar who was endlessly self-interested—who had no time for anything that did not advance his own, often malicious agenda. If you want to convince us that your new big threat is really and truly big, have the selfish villain be the one who says “Nope, this is too important to be a dick about, I’m going to reverse my entire personality and try to get everybody to work together.” I’m not being sarcastic here: watching G’Kar—G’Kar, of all people—run straight to his nemesis Londo and tell him it was time to work together was genuinely frightening. Nothing the Shadows have done thus far has been even half as scary as the implications of G’Kar becoming instantly selfless in order to fight them.

G’Kar is already my favorite character, so I’m almost certainly biased, but he was SO GOOD in this episode. Andreas Katsulas is killing this role, and the writing they give him to work with—both line for line and overall characterization—is brilliant. We’ve already seen his faithful, religious side in BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, and that comes back in a big way here; it’s fantastic to see that G’Kar really is a true believer, and to watch him quote scriptures and proclaim prophecies with absolute conviction. He’s a layered, complex, fascinating character, and I’m loving every minute.

Meanwhile, Dr. Franklin uses the alien life force machine from THE QUALITY OF MERCY to wake up Garibaldi, and Sheridan insists on donating his own life force to do it, and I kind of expected this to be a Thing but it all happens off-screen: they talk about doing it, they argue about the dangers, and then we cut away to a Garibaldi waking up and realize that there are absolutely no repercussions to using the machine whatsoever. Okay then. But as much as I would have liked to see a cost for using a machine that is literally defined by its cost, that’s not what this storyline is about: Garibaldi’s last memory is the conspiracy against the President, and now that he’s awake he jumps right back into it. Of course, the President’s already dead, so the only thing really left to investigate is “Who shot Garibaldi,” and with Talia’s court-inadmissible help they figure out that it was no-name aide guy, at which point we learn that Garibaldi allegedly thought of him as a brother. Oh, really, writers? That’s a little out of left field, don’t you think, given that a) the only thing we’ve ever seen this guy do is shoot Garibaldi and b) HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A NAME. Frankly, the betrayal of a beloved superior officer is already a big enough deal, you don’t need to pretend like they had a close, brotherly relationship. The other security officers’ reaction to the betrayal does way more to establish a strong emotional link than any of this “I loved you like a brother” stuff.

Garibaldi’s investigation leads him to suspect the former Vice President, now actual President, of being involved in the plot to assassinate his predecessor, and I thought “yeah, good, Garibaldi’s finally catching up to everyone else now that he’s out of a coma,” but then everyone else acts like they’ve never thought of this before. And I had to really think about the end of Season 1, and try to remember if anybody actually accused the Vice President of being a traitor, because it was so incredibly obvious that it was him, but yeah, it turns out that nobody on the show actually suspected him until this episode. Come on, guys. Even before you had real evidence—even before he wisks the traitorous aide away from punishment—the Vice President had a huge pile of circumstantial evidence against him. The least someone could have said was “Who do you think did it? Maybe the Veep: he got off the ship very conveniently right before it exploded, and obviously had the most to gain from the President’s death. We should look into that.” Even more frustrating is that the final piece of the puzzle that unlocks this very obvious mystery is a casual finger salute: instead of looking at the damning facts of the actual case, Garibaldi decides that his aide’s little salute thingy is kinda sorta like Bester from Psi-Corps’ little salute thingy, so therefore the entire assassination was a Psi-Corps plot to get some sympathetic political backup, which we didn’t even know was a thing they needed. Garibaldi is usually pretty good at real, believable investigations, but this one feels like a shaky house of plot railroads. Is that finger salute an actual thing that Psi-Corps people do when they're being evil? Why do they signal their treachery in advance? I mean, I could almost believe it if they had a finger-sign they used to signal co-conspirators (which would be stupid, because they're the Psi-Corps, so why not just use telepathy?), but this wasn't anything like that. I really loved this episode, but the Garibaldi stuff was riddled with problems.

And then we have Delenn, who wakes up from her coma to reveal--after the longest "don't show her face" tease in TV history--that she has dun dun dun HAIR! Aaaaah! I mean, yes, I knew this was coming because of the image on the streaming site I've been using as I watch these, so my reaction is tainted, but even so it's very hard for me to imagine this as anything other than a let-down. Three episodes of cocoon, filled to the brim with ominous glances and solemn Minbari intonations of prophecy and "nothing will ever be the same again," and all we get at the end of it is this? Hair? There's a movie which I refer to as The Official Dan Wells Most Awesome Movie Ever called YO-YO GIRL COP, which is replete with ridiculous nonsense, none of it more ridiculous than the part where the villain pulls off a black wig to reveal that he is actually blonde--there's no secret identity, no world-shattering implications, he's just blonde, and then they fight. That's what this felt like. Delenn goes through a magical process that has her entire species freaked out with it's implications, and it turns out it's just that she has hair now. I assume that she's also part-human now, but they don't actually say it so I'm going to keep mocking them. Also: no one in their entire species or culture has hair, so how do they make Delenn's look so pretty and styled? She literally just crawled out of not only a slimy cocoon but a layer of rock-like scabs covering her entire body. You know she must have looked like an absolute mess under there. But before she went to see the ambassadors and reveal the shocking truth she stopped by a salon and got her hair did. Or maybe they brought a stylist to her quarters, and then killed her to keep her quiet? Or maybe one of Lennier's many fields of study was human haircuts?

I know that Delenn becoming partly human is a big deal, but this was a comically poor way to reveal it. All that build-up, all that speculation, and then: "Hey guys I have hair now." I've seen too many aliens with hair--I've seen too many aliens shapeshift to look like humans. People on space shows have been changing their makeup to look like different kinds of aliens ever since Kirk disguised himself as a Romulan, and probably before. You can't show us something we've seen a hundred times and expect it to shock us. This is a show that goes out of its way to be epic and portentous, and this was an opportunity to do something amazing--what if she had wings, like that security guy said?--but it basically boils down to "This actress was sick of all that alien makeup so now she doesn't need a skull cap anymore."

In a roundabout way, this all comes back to Sheridan's backstory with his deceased wife--or at least the storytelling principles do. We still only barely know Sheridan, and we never knew his wife at all, and yet the show expects us to feel super sad that she's dead. It doesn't work that way. If you want us to care about something, you need to give us a reason: you need to show us the wife alive so that WE start to love her, and THEN you kill her. You need to show us Garibaldi and his aide acting like brothers, and THEN have one betray the other. And you need to show us in advance why "Delenn but with hair" is as big of a screaming deal as you obviously want it to be, because yes this is a surprise but it's not a good one.

I liked this episode a lot, and that's to its credit. It showed me mockable nonsense in three of its four storylines and I was still enamored and entertained. And it's an important episode, too: the things that were revealed in this episode are all going to change the course of the show forever. We'll see what happens in the next one.

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  1. I just read an interview with JMS where he said that the initial plan had been to have Delenn be male (which I knew) and then to have this switch make him female (which I did not). That would have been more interesting than “hey look she has hair now,” though as a friend on Twitter pointed out it might not have aged very well. Really, though, it’s interesting to think about. He backed down from the gender idea because he wanted to keep the same actor from season to season, but what if he hadn’t? What if they’d done a full recast? Then it wouldn’t have been “Delenn with hair” but “holy crap this is a completely new person.” I’m intrigued.

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  2. This is another one of those moments where the course of the show was abruptly altered due to the change from Sinclair to Sheridan. If Sinclair had continued on as the commander of Babylon 5, his fiance at the end of Season 1, Catherine Sakai, would have continued to feature in the show. And would have eventually died doing something probably ill-advised and mysterious. To keep that specific story thread intact, Sheridan gets to have an already dead wife...who died doing something ill-advised and mysterious.

    With the introduction of the new station CO, it's possible they didn't feel there was time to introduce a living wife, get the audience to like her (or feel anything in particular for her), and then kill her, while keeping pace with where the story needed to go this season.

    This whole experience is one of the things I love about Babylon 5. JMS had what he called "escape hatches" written out for every major character. So if an actor wanted out of the show, or became otherwise unavailable, he already knew how to handle the departure of the character. And this (the transition from Sinclair to Sheridan) is the first time one of those escape hatches gets used.

    Also, the "Delenn + hair" bit gets an absolutely AMAZING payoff soon (2 or 3 episodes away I think). It's great.

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  3. Not sure it changes your point too much, but I thought Garibaldi's reaction to the "salute" was more about the words "Be seeing you" as part of it, which was exactly what Bester had said at then end of MIND WAR, when they screwed him over. And I always figured it was supposed to be an deliberate taunt driven by nameless guy to make that connection driven by ego pissing match motivation (Garibaldi had just promised to space nameless guy) and his assumption that he was backed by people who'd see him safe no matter what and were on the "winning side". So I read Garibaldi's reaction to it as the one the guy wanted him to get - 'told you we'd be seeing you'. And I figured in the pre-binge TV watching era if you want to make sure your audience makes that connection to something said almost an entire season ago you've either got flashback, repetition, or this sort of scene. (B5 pretty much uses them all eventually).

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    1. That hinges on the idea that nameless traitor dude somehow knew the exact phrase Bester used to say goodbye to Garibaldi, which I don’t buy. Unless Bester sent out a memo to all his spies telling them how to taunt the B5 crew should the opportunity ever arise.

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    2. True. I guess it might work if you except the “Garibaldi and Nameless” are like brothers premise, which as you say really doesn’t work. Unfortunately, B5 does fall into this “they were always there and somehow important” trap on at least one other occasion that always irked me even more than this. I chalk it up to them trying to do this grand storyline TV show for maybe the first time ever, but unable to help themselves from reaching for the episodic tv trick bag now and then.

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  4. Garibaldi's Aide was in the background during Mind War if you review the scene where Bester was leaving. Also this is a bit of a move the pieces, the traitor was supposed to be Commander Toshi from the pilot and Ivanova was going to be the "new" character in season two. JMS has bunches of loopholes cut for characters to return or leave if necessary but still there was some dancing to be done.

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    1. The JMS interview I read said that Toshi was going to be the traitor, but that nobody would figure out it was her until the end of Season 2. I kind of wish they'd taken the time to build up the traitor into a semi-major character before the gunshot, because that would have been awesome.

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  5. I think some of the psicorps stuff is based on institutional arrogance. They have a fair amount of power in Earth gov, and they know more than everyone else. And they believe the telepaths are superior to other humans. These things blend together to convince them that they are smarter than everyone else and they can ignore the evil Overlord list because you can't do anything about it.

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  6. One thing you may not understand in this episode is the origin of the salute: it is an homage to "The Prisoner," my other favorite show of all TV. The people who run The Village are all people without names (are identified as numbers rather than names) who used the phrase & salute as goodbye: "Be seeing you!" It was a backwards sarcastic warning that our hero, #6, was always being watched, and it was their mission to manipulate him, to break him, at every opportunity. In a way, for fans of that show (as JMS obviously is; there are numerous references to it, especially in reference to Psi Corps), it is a way of saying, "You don't know how far or how deep this goes, but there are people in control of all around you that you don't understand, and you don't even know who they are or who to trust."

    As I am rewatching again, I see just how tight the writing is -- the traitor was shown in several episodes, but seemed no-name enough to be ignored. But he WAS there near the end of S1. It is, as others are pointing out, remarkable how JMS kept the storyline moving with the characters as actors were changed due to other conflicts. For the budget he had, it is all the more astounding to me how well this was done.

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